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Everything else makes it ring. This answers it.

At 2am, on a Sunday, and while you are already up a ladder on another call. It picks up on the first ring, books the job into your calendar and texts the customer a confirmation.

No card to startStraight answer, same day
24/7
Answered

Nights, weekends, holidays, and during your other call.

<60s
Callback on new leads

A web lead called back in a minute converts many times better than one called tomorrow.

2
Languages

English and Spanish, switched automatically on the call.

The problem

The lead you paid for hangs up on the fourth ring.

Every other line on this site is spent making the phone ring. Then it rings while you are under a sink, and it goes to a voicemail nobody leaves a message on, and the caller is already dialling the next name on the list before you have dried your hands. You paid full price for that lead and got nothing.

What is actually included

Your phone gets answered. Every time. 24/7.

Answers every call, first ring

No hold music, no phone tree, no "press 1".

Books into your real calendar

Live availability, so it never double-books you.

Calls new web leads back

Inside a minute of the form landing, automatically.

Texts a confirmation

The caller gets the time and your details in writing, which is what stops no-shows.

Trained on your business

Your services, your prices, your service area, what you will and will not do.

Recording and transcript of every call

So you can read exactly what was said and promised.

Hear it for yourself

You can just ring her.

This number, right now
(805) 800-8141

The number at the top of this page is not a sales line that reaches a person who then sells you an AI. It is the AI. We answer our own phone with the exact thing we are selling you, which is either a very good sign or a very stupid one, and either way you can settle it in thirty seconds.

Ask her what a website costs. Ask her something she should not know. Ask her if she is a robot.
Call and talk to her

Real number, real agent, any hour of the day. She will take your details at the end, because that is her job.

A real call she took, start to finish Inbound estimate request on a client line · 1 min 50 sec · every identifying detail redacted
Candy
Thanks for calling ██████████, this is Candy. What can we help you with?
Caller
Hi, I am calling because I need an estimate, but my house for, um, a bathroom and, um, new flooring in one of the bedrooms.
Candy
Got it, bathroom work and new flooring in a bedroom. What is your full name?
Caller
Cindy ████████.
Candy
Thanks, Cindy. Let me read that back: Cindy ████████, right? What is the best number to reach you at?
Caller
Yep. ███.
Candy
Great.
Caller
███-█. ███.
Candy
Thanks, Cindy. Just to confirm, your number is ███ ██. █? ████, is that right? What is the address where you...
Caller
Yeah.
Candy
Perfect, thank you. What is the address where you need the work done?
Caller
████ ████████ Avenue, ██████. ██. ███.
Candy
Thank you. Let me read that back: ████ ████████ Avenue, ██████, █████. Is that all correct? And just to be sure, you need a bathroom remodel and new flooring in a bedroom. Are you looking to get started soon? Or just getting estimates for now?
Caller
Uh, looking to get started soon.
Candy
Great, thanks for letting me know. Here is how it works: ████ comes out, takes a look, and gives you a straight price, no charge for the estimate. We will give you a call at ███ ███ █. ███ to set it up. Is there anything else you want done while we are out there, or just the bathroom and bedroom flooring?
Caller
Not sure yet.
Candy
No problem. We can talk about any other work when ████ comes out. You are all set, Cindy. I have got your info down. ████ will be in touch soon to set up your free estimate. Thanks for calling ██████████. Have a great day.
In the inbox before the call ended
Name Cindy ████████ Phone ███ ███ ████ Job Bathroom remodel + bedroom flooring Address ████████ Ave, ██████ Timing Ready to start now Booked Free estimate visit
Pricing

One plan. One price.

Everything else on this page makes the phone ring. This is the part that answers it, at 2am, on a Sunday, and while you are already on another call.

Running more than one service? Text us the combination and we will price it together instead of adding the list prices up.

The guarantee

Top 3 and money in, or every penny back.

Not impressions. Not reach. Not a dashboard full of numbers that never turned into a job. Two things you can hold me to, in a document we both sign before you pay anything, and if I miss either one you pick what happens next. Conditions apply, see Terms section 5.

If we cannot make you money, we say so first. We run the numbers on your business before you pay anything. If the report says we cannot make you money, we tell you we are not a good fit and you keep your money. Money in is guaranteed here. It is the whole point of buying marketing.

And on every other plan we sell: 100% satisfaction, or you do not pay for the month. Not happy with any month on any plan and it is refunded, no proof and no exit interview. How that works

What you get
Top 3 on the map In the Google Maps 3-pack for your service, in your town. The exact search terms and the exact town are named in writing before I start, so at day 91 there is nothing to argue about.
Money in the door A ranking you cannot bank is not a result. The phone has to ring with work you can actually take, at prices you actually charge. That half is written into the same document.
If I miss, you choose
Every penny back Every dollar you have paid me, back. Not a partial credit, not a discount on the next quarter, not a voucher. The money returns to your account.
Or I work for free I keep working at no charge until you get there. Which of the two happens is your decision, not mine, and you make it at day 91 with the numbers in front of you.
Questions

AI Voice Agent, answered.

Most do not notice on a booking call. We never claim it is a person. If someone asks, it says so and offers to take a message or reach you directly.

It takes the details and hands off to you, rather than inventing an answer. The edge cases are part of what we train in during the build.

It replaces your voicemail. Most clients run it as overflow and after-hours, and the people who already work for you get to stop losing calls at lunchtime.

Start here

Find out where you actually rank. Free.

I run your business through the map grid from 15 points around your town and send back exactly what your customers see, plus who is above you, and which of them is there by breaking the rules.

  • Genuinely free.No card, no trial that starts billing, no 40-minute pitch.
  • The actual grid, not a score.Fifteen real rank checks you can hand to anyone and have them verified.
  • And what I would do first.Even when the honest answer is the cheapest thing on the price list, or nothing at all.
I reply the same dayMon to Fri, 9am to 6pm PT

No card, no contract, no drip sequence. One real reply from one real person, usually the same day.